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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

stryrxriki:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

OMG A GROUP OF FERRETS IS CALLED A BUSINESS AND IF YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT A GROUP OF FERRETS RUNNING ABOUT IN SUITS MAKING CALLS ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET YOU’RE WRONG

I guess they’re ferreting around

Did that joke even make sense to yourself

Posted 12 hours ago With 12,991 notes

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers:  maybe $60k
a smile:  honestly, thats priceless
sand:  $300
giant blurry log:  $1400

officialunitedstates:

steal his look: animal i found on the beach

whiskers:  maybe $60k

a smile:  honestly, thats priceless

sand:  $300

giant blurry log:  $1400

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

itstimeforcomics:

i dont remember making this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

marcobodt:

my brother went off to college 3 weeks ago and has not texted me at all until this

thatsonofamitch:

deinoes:

queer-joanwatson:

alivechihiro:

hydrogyne:

"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme

not all 9000 barrel rolls

but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,

with equius

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Posted 16 hours ago With 96,248 notes

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

Posted 18 hours ago With 7,785 notes